#8 // Best Things
#7 // I'm with her
#6 // Who's Afraid of Serial TV?
#5 // I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
# 4 // "fsociety" autocorrects to "society"
#3 // People Watching TV in Art
#2 // We lack the analogies.
#1 // On Lurchwatching